Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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