your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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