I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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