Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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