You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
