Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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