Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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