spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
