I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
why do cheetos always look like penises
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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