Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
