Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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