We're like a lot better than the average bears
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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