If i come over, it means nothing
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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