i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
handjob tips. give me some.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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