I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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