Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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