Don't you send me to vm
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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