she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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