Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's never too late to be topless.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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