Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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