So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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