Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
