Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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