let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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