Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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