Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We left an ass print on the piano.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
