Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
