Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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