Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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