# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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