Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dear god my vagina.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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