i just had sex bonerless
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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