Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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