Got a toothbrush?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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