the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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