After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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