have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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