you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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