she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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