I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
