Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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