what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Panties = found
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
