I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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