Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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