i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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