p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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