it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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