We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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