I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This is the prime rib incident all over again
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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