: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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