It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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