If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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