I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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