Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Do plants get herpes?
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