I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
